Bago ang mga lovekowts na nanggaling muli sa aking
kaklase noong nasa sekondarya pa ako, heto munang isang quote galing sa isang napakaantigong post ko, ang
My Online Scrapbook:
—–BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK—–
Version: 3.1
GCS/LS d- s+: a— C++++ ULS*>++++ P+ L++>++++$ E>$ W++>+++$ N o+ K+++ w— O++ M V– PS PE>– Y+ PGP t+ 5 X+ R+ tv+++ b++>+++ DI+ D+++>$ G++ e>++++ h- !r y–
——END GEEK CODE BLOCK——
{
IF you love someone
THEN set her free
ENDIF
DO UNTIL she comes back
wait
ENDDO
}
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...at heto naman ang
Komsay LoveKowts and Meanings na post ni
tjmonsi:
It all started with a quote I heard from Mam Rizza...
"Kung pwede lang talagang iprogram ang puso..."
then nagspark ng konti sa isang comment thread
"
Love is like a RAM. It is volatile." from Roemer and
"
Love is like bubble sort. It is easy to implement, but it is very inefficient." from George...
Tapos nung naopen ko sa mga nakasama ko kanina... (Vanessa, Reji, Marjun, Jonah, Jeri, Erin)
ito ang mga nabuo (kulang pa ito at napaghalu-halo lang... kung anong maisip... isinulat lang)
Kung napoprogram lang ang puso- marami ka nang
nadevelop na systems...
- marami agad siyang
bugs- kung maraming bugs... maraming
patches- pwedeng
mahack ng iba ang puso ...
- para di mahack...
username and password required for security...
- meron kang
database ng mga past and present relationships mo...
- Ang laman ng each row ay first name, middle name, last name, main nickname, main endearment, idno (primary key), address, date of birth, date na kilala, first date, date naging kayo, etc...
- merong isang special field sa database na boolean ang datatype:
status: pag true -> e di kayo... else "ex" mo na siya.- pwedeng
lahat "ex" or
isang "true" or
maraming "true" ang status variable.
- merong tinatawag na
incompatible types- para maging compatible...
typecast...
- pag ayaw parin...
force typecast...
-
no closure pag kulang ng
braces
- no terminator syntax error
- CSS: style ng panliligaw
-
variable not declared: may kulang na sinabi -> kunwari hindi sinabing bading pala...
-
packets: regalo, love notes, letters
-
gateway: bridge -> taga-dala ng packets
-
sniffer: mga mahilig manghack, pwedeng gateway din sila
-
404 not found: Biglang nawala yung tao
-
401 Unauthorized: Mali ang padali sa parents... bad shot sa parents
-
403 Forbidden: Ok sana pero strict parin ang parents
- 408 Request Timeout: Dedma or di ka napapansin ng other person... send ka ng send ng packets pero di dumadating sa kanya yung packets or dedma lang sa kanya yung packets or di dumadating sayo yung packets (na baka dumederetso na lang pala sa gateway/sniffer)
-
ping: send packets
- lost ang packets: either destroyed on delivery or dedma dun sa pinadalhan or inintercept ng gateway/sniffer
- repeater: pagnawala ang packets, ang gateway ang bumibili para masend ulit
- Shortest Path Problem: shortest route to get the person to be with you...
- Sink (graph theory): Crush ng Bayan
-
Trivial Graph: Loner
-
Pigeon Hole Principle: Pag mas marami ang males over females or vice-versa, there is at least one person who is a two-timer
-
Ostrich Algorithm: Pag merong problema nagtatago (404 not found)
-
Leap frogging: The fastest algorithm (as of now) to sort out kung sino ba talaga sa kanila
-
Recursion: Narsistic
-
Exhaustive/Brute force algorithm: Lahat itatry, lahat gagawin mapasagot ka lang.
-
Quicksort: Pag ayaw mo ng leap frogging ito muna... use a pivot for reference
- Backtracking: Useful pag nalimutan ang date kung kelan yung mga firsts niyo... or kapag kelangang hanapin yung nawawalang letter/gift/etc...
- Encapsulation: Overprotective, binabakuran
-
Virus/worms: Problems sa relationship... pampabagal... ginagamit ng hackers para magbreakdown/masira ang relationship
-
Safe mode/Standby/Debugging: Cool-off
-
Open source: Pwedeng malaman ng iba ang love story niyo
- Code:
if (sagot) {
relationship(name);} else {
switch (choice)
case 1:
tryagain(name);
break;
case 2:
reformat();
break;
case 3:
kill();
break;
default:
nevermind();
}
- deadlock: (refer to many "true" status in many relationships in database) if there is at least 2 relationships asked for your resources at the same time. Most likely the Ostrich algorithm is used here.
- dangling pointer: naiwan sa ere
- garbage/error/exception: basted
- free(): nakamove-on
- catch exception: panakipbutas, rebound.
- cache: para mabilis maaccess ang resources
- concurrency: managing resources on many relationships... para di magsabay sabay
- round robin: useful algo pag maraming relationships...
- kung ikaw ang
priority, tapos biglang may pumasok na "
higher priority"...
mapre-preempt ka... tanggal ka sa processor niya.
- kelangang
magcommit para di
magrollback
- root: para mahanap ang one and only... useful ang algorithms ng Meuler, Newton-Rapson and False position
- Certified W3C icon: legal sa parents
- Absolute path name: full name
- Relative path name: term of endearment / nickname
- XOR: for opposite sex relationships... or... yung isa may feelings sa kanya yung isa wala
- ~XOR: for same sex relationships... or... MU
- Waterfall method: no turning back
- CMMI level 5: mataas masyado ang standards...
- deliverables: same as packets
- milestones: anniversary, monthsary...
- documentation: pictures, diary, blog, videos
- Procedural: step by step panliligaw
- Object-oriented: use of packets
- Pipelining: You can text one person, while you talk to another, and ym another...
- Best fit: The one for you
- First fit: Love at first sight
- Next best fit: Would you be my number 2
- Proof by contradiction: in denial, pero halata naman
- Contingency: bisexual... chickboy-> pwede sa chick pwede sa boy
- Hypothetical Syllogism: If A loves B and B loves C... therefore A loves C
- Modus Ponens: Wag assuming
- Tautollogy: All premises/standards are true
- Ambiguous language: prone to misinterpretation... di malaman kung nanliligaw ka ba or friends lang
- Interrupt 21h: Wa poise, nasirang quality moment
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Panalo! Hindi ako magkandaugaga sa kakahalakhak!
