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i couldnt see the sunshine through the shadows i couldnt seem to find a soul to care and in my darkest hour you touch me with your power and when i looked your light was everywhere
REFRAIN: the light of the million mornings filled my heart the sound of a million angels sung my song the warmth of a love so tender touched my life and suddenly the light of a million morning starts in me
i never tried to understand the sunrise i know it takes away the dark i cant explain your healing or all the joy im feeling i only know you've come in to my heart
(repeat refrain)
BRIDGE: and now that your glory has come shining through let my life be a candle, Lord that shines for you, shines for you shines for you
Many thousands of years ago, before our Lord went back to the Father, he promised us that he would never leave us. He promised that he would be with us until the end of the age. And so, we believed that the Lord is with us in Spirit here, now and for always. However, haven't there been times in our lives when we actually felt his absence more intensely than we believed in his abiding presence? Haven't there been seasons an end when we actually sensed we were going all these, alone? And don’t we sometimes feel that our Lord of wisdom and counsel seems to have locked himself away behind divine silence?
What we perceive as a divine withdrawal leaves us wondering when this dark cloud shall lift? When pain and discomfort will no longer pile upon each other? While such times last, we realize the power that despair yields upon us so that we say, "my God, my God, why have you abandoned me?"
We are no strangers to suffering and the sense of abandonment it brands painfully on our spirit. So when suffering and illness walk us to the edge of despair, this God with us, this son of God who promised to stay with us till the end of time, He holds us, He reigns us in and binds us to hope.
Yes, many times he does seem to bind us with such fragile treads of small comfort. Yet, we do not dare to cut him loose and away. For Jesus our Lord, no stranger to suffering himself is compassionate. So, what is this silence all about? We wish to believe that the silence is the time when the Emmanuel actually suffers with us and praise in us in words beyond all understanding.
Date: May 6, 2008 Time: 8pm Venue: Mag:net Cafe, Bonifacio High Street You are cordially invited to join us for a chance to embrace your inner loser.
In a testament to wit, candor and irony, meet David & Goliath’s newest brilliantly satirical horde representing what could be this generations’ biggest pop-culture paradox: being a loser has never been more cool. Expect the clever, tart-tongued graphic misfits to spin itself into fun and games as they prove once and for all that there’s no better time to be a LITTLE LOSER.
Anong pinagkakaiba kapag sinabi mo sa isang person na like mo siya in the following ways:
1. Saying it face-to-face to the person. 2. Texting the person. 3. Asking a friend to text/tell the person for him/her. 4. Chatting with the person. 5. Tell the person through chat then signing off right away. 6. One of your confidants spilled. 7. Saying it to the person through the telephone. 8. Email. 9. "Love Letter" 10. Telling (everyone) while having an Inuman Session. 11. Gossips (courtesy of gossip girl, haha, anlabo) 12. Blog. (Multiply?) 13. ...
Sa palagay niyo, alin ba dito ang pinakamaganda, pinakachallenging, at alin rin ang pinakamalalang paraan? ^_^
UPDATE:
Kung hindi mo naman sasabihin sa isang tao na gusto mo siya, ano ang gagawin mo? 1. Mag-aassume na lang na alam rin nung tao. 2. Mag-dedeny na hindi mo siya gusto. 3. Manunukso ng iba para madivert sa iba ang atensyon. 4. ...
[Itago na lang natin sa pangalang (B)aby, and (G)uy ang dalawang taong nag-uusap sa konbersasyon ito.]
G: ah, ganyan tlga ang mga babae, magulo..selosa. B: okay, should i take it from you? G: haha, not really, for the record hindi ako selosa ... B: ako, hindi ko pa alam. parang ano lang, ayoko lang magselos, kasi wala naman akong karapatan? G: and besides, based sa experience, naks! walang patutunguhan ang pagseselos B: sabagay. i still dont get it, should a girl really tell a guy her feelings? kasi diba, pwede naman hindi na lang. G: oo naman. haha. yu yung unfair dun. B: paanong unfair? G: unfair naman din sa part ng girl kung hindi niya masabi ang feeling niya no B: so why is it unfair? diba nga kung di niya sinabi, it's more of protecting herself? G: kasi hindi na nga kami makapanligaw hindi pa namin maassert ang sarili namin. it's her choice nmn. basta she's willing to take lng din kung anong reaction ng guy B: like how? G: like kapag nanaliligaw kayo diba. ganun lng. B: hehe. i still don't get the part na unfair G: hehe. basta. we are free to express ourselves. B: (laughing) G: equal lng ang babae at lalaki dun B: safe answer? G: so it doesn't mean na porke babae ka eh you should keep your feelings to yourself B: about that equality, hindi rin. i disagree. G: eh depende na rin yun sa mga males B: it's like this, what are your standards to typecast a guy as a "gentleman"? G: haha. eh kayo din anman merong mga typecasting ah B: tulad ng? G: hmmm <isip> B: syempre, alanganaman magtypecast kami ng "gentlewoman" diba? wala naman kasing ganun. G: hmmm, sa part ko, gentleman is someone who can let a girl express herself. haha. B: andaya mo. safe answer! too general! so by giving examples, sige nga? G: for example, like if i want to pay for my meal. he should just let me. or kung if he just lets me carry my bag kasi naman kaya ko namang buhatin yun in the first place B: okay. paano kung mabigat bag mo? G: well, in this case, magkaiba nmn kasi ang definition ng mga babae ng gentleman. for some girls it can be otherwise B: or paano kung gusto niya buhatin? G: if i say yes ok B: so going back, may equality pa rin ba talaga? G: eh kung mabigat ang bag ko siguro naman i'll ask him G: haha, wala. B: (recalls) oo nga anoh. kasi diba. psychology and sociology have different views about it? G: kaya nga as much as possible i-assert ng mga babae yun B: however, there are scenarios where there are some girls who expect a lot? G: haha. ok. B: or i guess most girls do? G: mahirap lng tlga kasing ifigure out ang mga babae. oo true. B: so kung pababayaan ng guy na tahimik si girl, ayun. G: kasi there is no other way we can know things unless iverbalize yun ng mga guys which is bihira lng mangyari. so yung utak namin is naguguluhan so we assume B: girls assume, guys become dense? G: pwede. in some cases B: kasi di naman nangyayari yung viceversa? or very rare yung viceversa? G: i dont know din B: guys assume, girls are dense? B: based on your experiences lang, ano sa tingin mo? G: girls assume-- guys are dense! B: (laughing) G: ok G: remember mo yung una kong tinanong sayo if this guy kung may gusto ba siya dahil sa mga questions niya? B: pero wala? G: so yung girl nag-assume. tapos turns out iniwan siya sa ere B: ah. eh kasi ganun nga. dapat hindi inaassume G: eh kasi nga dapat wlaang mga ganung tanong? ... G: eh some girls din anman kahit hindi like yung guy just for the sake of it parang nalallike na tuloy ... B: masyado naman obvious yung "may bf ka na ba" G: haha B: diba yun yung tanong mo before? G: onga! walang diskarte B: ahha ... G: minsan sa dami ng forwarded message may isa tlgang minimean dun. and kung matatamaan ayun mga reactions agad ......
[Siguro naman ay alam mo na ngayon kung babae ba si B or lalaki ba si G. Haha! Malabo ba?]
Woot! It's yet another blogger's tour - SPOT PASS Blogger's Tour! I got notified of this event thru Karen of SPOT.PH. Thanks Karen!
SPOT PASS Blogger's Tour features the restaurants at Trinoma Mall and at Serendra & Bonifacio High Street. Here's the list of the participating restaurants:
TriNoma Mall
Jack's loft Holy Cow Chophouse Bubba Gump Shrimp House Madison Grill Recipes Red Box Karaoke Ruby Tuesday Café Breton Cold Rock Ice Creamery Cyma Fish & Company Cold Rock Ice Creamery TGIF Italianni's La Maison Recipes Krispy Kreme
Serendra and Bonifacio High Street
Food Establishments
Conti's Pastry Shop & Resto Fu by Hei Shin Lou Cupcakes by Sonja Xocolat Portico Chocolate de Batirol Polu Kai Grille Cuillere Mamou- A Home Kitchen Miss Desserts Kape Isla Krispy Kreme
I am speaking as a Pisay alumna, as a former Pisay faculty member and as a UP instructor.
Getting in Pisay is a privilege. You are not paying for your education, in fact you are getting paid to study. As a student, I've worked hard to earn that Pisay diploma. Graduating from Pisay means that you have passed the standards set by the school. I find it unacceptable that someone could earn that diploma even if he got a grade of 5.0.
The grades are based on several components: homeworks and seatworks, quizzes, long exams, class participation and periodic exams. This measures both the intellectual capacity and the diligence of the student. Even if you get low scores in the exams, you get a chance to redeem yourself in homeworks and class participation. Getting a grade of 4.0 or 5.0 means that your performance is bad in all of these components. If you obtained a grade of 4.0, you get one last chance to redeem yourself through the removal exam. This will determine whether you learned enough concepts to pass the subject or not. If you pass, then you get a grade of 3.0. Otherwise, you get a grade of 5.0.
Allowing a child to graduate even if he got a grade of 5.0 implies that the child did not deserve to flunk. You've got to be kidding. There are four different levels of failing marks: 2.75, 3.0, 4.0 and 5.0. If a student got a failing mark on a particular subject, he is required to take remedial classes throughout the entire year to help them improve their grades. Getting a grade of 4.0 or 5.0 in spite of this means that either you really did not learn anything from the subject, or you did not exert any effort at all.
Allowing a child to get a Pisay diploma even if he got a grade of 5.0 is being unfair to the other Pisay graduates. They did their part to get the Pisay diploma, and yet another person could get it even if he did not meet the standards. Why bother with the standards in the first place? This makes the Pisay diploma practically worthless, because anyone could get it. Not to mention that this will also be unfair to the former Pisay students who did not get a Pisay diploma because of a grade of 5.0.
When you get out of Pisay, other people will not care whether you passed or failed in your subjects during high school. Your Pisay diploma says it all, and other people will naturally expect something from a Pisay graduate. At present, my colleagues would often complain that a lot of Pisay graduates are not performing well in their math courses. In fact, I've flunked a few Pisay graduates myself. Is this the image that we want to project?
If you could still get that Pisay diploma even if you get a grade of 5.0, what then is the value of a Pisay diploma?
I. We are the children of easter morning We sing to celebrate our new lives The dawn of an eternal morning The fulfilment of our ageless desires We sing with joy in our hearts over flowing We sing to beck on those who dwell in the dark We'll keep on singing till all men celebrate this eastern morn
II. We are the children of easter morning We sing to proclaim the Lord's might Now there's meaning to a life of dying For the Lord our God has conquered the night With joy we dedicate our lives to the service Of the God of life whose goodness we've known Until our lives be themselves our song of easter morn
Refrain. May our simple lives be a song of praise to the goodness of the Lord May the Lord delight in this song we sing, this song we live with joy If we had to sing just one song to the Lord creator of life May our lives be that song, resounding in praise to the goodness and glory of God
(Repeat 2) (Repeat Refrain twice)
Coda. F/C Bb/C-Bb-F/A-Gm-Eb We'll keep on singing till all men celebrate (Singing till all men celebrate) F This easter morn
TagBux is a Web 2.0 application developed through Open Source technologies (Java EE and Wordpress) and patterned from social networking applications such as Shelfari. It lets you use tags to assign labels to books and was designed to test the accuracy of tagging as compared to the subject headings assigned to books. The library collection that was chosen for this study is the Philippine Science High School (PSHS) Diliman Library. Through this study, library users will be able to discover the popular topics or genres in a library's collection through the frequencies of tags.
What are tags ?
Tags are one-word descriptors that you can assign to items. In the case of 2 words (word1 and word2) for a single tag, you may tag an item as either word1_word2 or word1word2. You can assign as many tags to an item as you like.
Although there are NO wrong tags, they are categorized into Personal, Subjective, and Factual.
Personal tags pertain to how a user organizes his/her own resources. (e.g. myreference)
Subjective tags show a user's opinions about a resource in terms of qualities or characteristics. (e.g. handy)
Factual tags associate what a resource is all about. (e.g. math)
Being one of the primary users of TagBux, your participation is needed for the result of this experiment. Kindly spend some time in this activity by searching at least 10 books that are significant to you (e.g. your favorite books) and tagging them. Describe each book by assigning as many tags as you like. Lastly, don't forget to fill-up the feedback form after tagging the minimum number of books.
There are no right and wrong answers in this activity. I would greatly appreciate your taking a few minutes necessary to complete this experiment. Please be assured that all responses will remain strictly confidential.
As a special incentive for your time, all participants shall receive a link love from my personal blog to your website/blog.
Now go and SEARCH a book, SELECT it, ADD TAGS to it, and fill up the FEEDBACK form.
In celebration of our upcoming 3rd Year Anniversary this March, here's our Countdown #3 Contest: The 'Google my PMT' $75 SEO contest.If you have a blog, just make any post from February 4 onwards and if that post lands on the top spot of Google's search results for the phrase pinoy money talk (3 words), then you win $75!
Who can join?
Anyone with a blog who can optimize it so that it becomes the top-ranked search result in Google.com.
How to start?
On your blog, simply create an article about Pinoy Money Talk, our Countdown to 3 Contest, or just about anything, but optimize it so that it becomes the top Google search result for the keywords "pinoy money talk".Of course, the article must contain at least one link back to our site (www.pinoymoneytalk.com) or to any page on the PinoyMoneyTalk.com domain.There is NO limit on the number of articles you may make and submit but only articles posted on or after February 4, 2008 are valid.Again, the keyword is "pinoymoneytalk" (3 words, all in lower case, no quotes).
How to submit a valid entry?
The winner will come only from valid entries we know. So submit your entry using either of these two ways:a. Post a comment below mentioning the URL of your entry;b. Link to this article or to the Countdown to 3 Contest article and if we see a trackback, that makes it a valid entry.
How to win?
If your blog article ranks the highest on the search results of Google.com on March 14, 9 p.m, you win! (Of course, PinoyMoneyTalk.com is excluded from this contest.)We will regularly post updates on the leading sites. The winner will be announced on March 14 using a screenshot of the official search results.
What are the prizes?
The grand prize is $75 to be sent via Paypal or P3,000 to be deposited to your local bank account. We might throw in other freebies and prizes to the contestants so just watch out for it.Ready? Then optimize your blog now for the keywords pinoymoneytalk!
Bago ang mga lovekowts na nanggaling muli sa aking kaklase noong nasa sekondarya pa ako, heto munang isang quote galing sa isang napakaantigong post ko, ang My Online Scrapbook:
It all started with a quote I heard from Mam Rizza...
"Kung pwede lang talagang iprogram ang puso..."
then nagspark ng konti sa isang comment thread
"Love is like a RAM. It is volatile." from Roemer and "Love is like bubble sort. It is easy to implement, but it is very inefficient." from George...
Tapos nung naopen ko sa mga nakasama ko kanina... (Vanessa, Reji, Marjun, Jonah, Jeri, Erin)
ito ang mga nabuo (kulang pa ito at napaghalu-halo lang... kung anong maisip... isinulat lang) Kung napoprogram lang ang puso
- marami ka nang nadevelop na systems... - marami agad siyang bugs - kung maraming bugs... maraming patches - pwedeng mahack ng iba ang puso ... - para di mahack... username and password required for security... - meron kang database ng mga past and present relationships mo... - Ang laman ng each row ay first name, middle name, last name, main nickname, main endearment, idno (primary key), address, date of birth, date na kilala, first date, date naging kayo, etc... - merong isang special field sa database na boolean ang datatype: status: pag true -> e di kayo... else "ex" mo na siya. - pwedeng lahat "ex" or isang "true" or maraming "true" ang status variable. - merong tinatawag na incompatible types - para maging compatible... typecast... - pag ayaw parin... force typecast... - no closure pag kulang ng braces - no terminator syntax error - CSS: style ng panliligaw - variable not declared: may kulang na sinabi -> kunwari hindi sinabing bading pala... - packets: regalo, love notes, letters - gateway: bridge -> taga-dala ng packets - sniffer: mga mahilig manghack, pwedeng gateway din sila - 404 not found: Biglang nawala yung tao - 401 Unauthorized: Mali ang padali sa parents... bad shot sa parents - 403 Forbidden: Ok sana pero strict parin ang parents - 408 Request Timeout: Dedma or di ka napapansin ng other person... send ka ng send ng packets pero di dumadating sa kanya yung packets or dedma lang sa kanya yung packets or di dumadating sayo yung packets (na baka dumederetso na lang pala sa gateway/sniffer) - ping: send packets - lost ang packets: either destroyed on delivery or dedma dun sa pinadalhan or inintercept ng gateway/sniffer - repeater: pagnawala ang packets, ang gateway ang bumibili para masend ulit - Shortest Path Problem: shortest route to get the person to be with you... - Sink (graph theory): Crush ng Bayan - Trivial Graph: Loner - Pigeon Hole Principle: Pag mas marami ang males over females or vice-versa, there is at least one person who is a two-timer - Ostrich Algorithm: Pag merong problema nagtatago (404 not found) - Leap frogging: The fastest algorithm (as of now) to sort out kung sino ba talaga sa kanila - Recursion: Narsistic - Exhaustive/Brute force algorithm: Lahat itatry, lahat gagawin mapasagot ka lang. - Quicksort: Pag ayaw mo ng leap frogging ito muna... use a pivot for reference - Backtracking: Useful pag nalimutan ang date kung kelan yung mga firsts niyo... or kapag kelangang hanapin yung nawawalang letter/gift/etc... - Encapsulation: Overprotective, binabakuran - Virus/worms: Problems sa relationship... pampabagal... ginagamit ng hackers para magbreakdown/masira ang relationship - Safe mode/Standby/Debugging: Cool-off - Open source: Pwedeng malaman ng iba ang love story niyo - Code: if (sagot) { relationship(name); } else { switch (choice) case 1: tryagain(name); break; case 2: reformat(); break; case 3: kill(); break; default: nevermind(); }
- deadlock: (refer to many "true" status in many relationships in database) if there is at least 2 relationships asked for your resources at the same time. Most likely the Ostrich algorithm is used here. - dangling pointer: naiwan sa ere - garbage/error/exception: basted - free(): nakamove-on - catch exception: panakipbutas, rebound. - cache: para mabilis maaccess ang resources - concurrency: managing resources on many relationships... para di magsabay sabay - round robin: useful algo pag maraming relationships... - kung ikaw ang priority, tapos biglang may pumasok na "higher priority"... mapre-preempt ka... tanggal ka sa processor niya. - kelangang magcommit para di magrollback - root: para mahanap ang one and only... useful ang algorithms ng Meuler, Newton-Rapson and False position - Certified W3C icon: legal sa parents - Absolute path name: full name - Relative path name: term of endearment / nickname - XOR: for opposite sex relationships... or... yung isa may feelings sa kanya yung isa wala - ~XOR: for same sex relationships... or... MU - Waterfall method: no turning back - CMMI level 5: mataas masyado ang standards... - deliverables: same as packets - milestones: anniversary, monthsary... - documentation: pictures, diary, blog, videos - Procedural: step by step panliligaw - Object-oriented: use of packets - Pipelining: You can text one person, while you talk to another, and ym another... - Best fit: The one for you - First fit: Love at first sight - Next best fit: Would you be my number 2 - Proof by contradiction: in denial, pero halata naman - Contingency: bisexual... chickboy-> pwede sa chick pwede sa boy - Hypothetical Syllogism: If A loves B and B loves C... therefore A loves C - Modus Ponens: Wag assuming - Tautollogy: All premises/standards are true - Ambiguous language: prone to misinterpretation... di malaman kung nanliligaw ka ba or friends lang - Interrupt 21h: Wa poise, nasirang quality moment
***** Panalo! Hindi ako magkandaugaga sa kakahalakhak!
Alin kaya dito ang mga nakuha ko nang error? Ikaw ba?
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Panliligaw Status Code Definition (created by a high school friend, tjmonsi)
Each Status-Code is described below, including a description of which method(s) it can follow and any metainformation required in the response.
Informational 1xx
100 Continue
You SHOULD continue with its courtship. The interim response is to inform you that the initial courtship has been acknowledge and you are not yet rejected. You SHOULD continue the courtship. She MUST send a final response after the courtship has been completed (aka sasagutin ka dapat).
101 Switching Protocols
She understood and is willing to comply with you to change the way you talk to each other. She will switch her gestures according to your request.
The change in ways of talking and/or communicating with each other SHOULD only be done when it is advantageous to do so. ( I.E. If you are now close, nagsasabihan na kayo ng secrets, may trust na sa isa’t isa… madalas na ang date… )
Successful 2xx
200 OK
Courtship succeeded.
201 Created
Courtship has been fulfilled and resulted in a new resource being created (aka baby).
202 Accepted
Courtship has been accepted, but she will still think about it. The courtship might or might not eventually be acted upon, as it might be disallowed when thinking of other priorities (aka cads, family, financial) takes place.
203 Non-Authoritative Information
The returned response is not definitive (aka Malabo), but is gathered from a local or third-party (aka from others lang yung balita).
204 No Content
She received your request to court her but she did not return any gestures, and might want to return updated information.
205 Reset Content
She has fulfilled the part of the courtship and you SHOULD reset any parameters (aka how you should treat her… etc…) in your mind that caused the courtship. (In other words, most likely, magbabago ang mundo mo pag kayo na)
206 Partial Content
She has fulfilled a partial part of the courtship process.
Redirection 3xx 300 Multiple Choices
You are then faced with a dilemma of picking the right one for you. (aka, sino kaya sa kanila.)
301 Moved Permanently
She has changed to a new place, permanently. (Aka di mo na siya kapitbahay, kaschool… etc… permanently)
302 Found
You have found her again.
303 See Other
Instead of accepting your request to court her, she referred you to her friend.
304 Not Modified
She’s still the same all these years.
305 Use Proxy
She can only be dated with a chaperon
307 Temporary Redirect
While she’s gone, you are redirected to another girl (aka fling).
Client Error 4xx
400 Bad Request
Bad shot. Your courtship process could not be understood due to bad planning, lack of character, or just a jerk. You SHOULD NOT repeat the courtship request without modifications.
401 Unauthorized
Courtship needs authentication or go signal from the Parents.
402 Payment Required
Payments for dates, flowers, etc is required. Use less of KKB (kanya-kanyang bayad). May result to 400 if you do not comply.
403 Forbidden
She understood your request to court her, but is refusing to fulfill it. Authorization will not help and the request SHOULD NOT be repeated. (aka Strict talaga ang Parents).
404 Not Found
She can’t be found. You still don’t know if this is only temporary, or permanent.
405 Method Not Allowed
You are not allowed to do what you want to do.
406 Not Acceptable
Your request is not acceptable.
407 Proxy Authentication Required
Chaperon’s approval required
408 Request Timeout
You did not produce a move within the time she was prepared to wait.
409 Conflict
Courtship was not completed due to a conflict with the current state in her life (aka. Acads, family, financial)
410 Gone
The same as 404. This is expected to be considered permanent.
411 Length Required
She refuses to accept the request without a defined plan of action.
412 Precondition Failed
You failed to surpass her standards/conditions.
413 Request Entity Too Large
Your dreams and aspirations for her are too large for her. She thinks she is not deserving to be your girlfriend.
414 Request-URI Too Long
Your courtship request is too long than she is willing to wait.
415 Unsupported Media Type
She can’t understand your language or way of showing your love to her.
416 Requested Range Not Satisfiable
She is not satisfied with your courtship range of capabilities and possibilities.
417 Expectation Failed
She did not fulfilled your expectations of her.
Server Error 5xx
500 Internal Server Error
She encountered an unexpected condition which prevented her from fulfilling your request to be her boyfriend.
501 Not Implemented
She does not have the necessary resources to fulfill your request (aka. Time).
502 Bad Gateway
Bad bridge. Most likely a sniffer. (aka manunulot)
503 Service Unavailable
Same as 501, but this time, she is just unavailable.
504 Gateway Timeout
The bridge asks you for a rest. He has been sending all your letters and gifts every time and asks for a timeout.
505 HTTP Version Not Supported
She does not your support your request to change type of language. (see 101)
It's not a cup of coffee but it's hot as can be Came pourin' through the Gates on a "Big Mac" Nealy Singin', Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Microsoft thought Java really could be a threat Java through the Windows maybe put them in debt Gates, he took a license but he altered the feel Java members all said, "Bill, you're outa the deal!"
It's like a cup of coffee 'cause it's tasty and fresh But it's not really Java if the flavors don't mesh Pure Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Microsoft released a browser, Java was there The Sun, it rose and lit up what was really a dare The RMI, the JNI were missing and lost Scott said, "Bill, you broke your promise, Now pay the cost!"
Bill said, "Hey, my recipe is richer than yours" Scott said, "I own the coffee shop, sit down and I'll pour"
Pour Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing Nobody can tell yet what the future may bring All we know is Java goes jing-jing-jing
It goes Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing (Scott really means it) Java, Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing (Bill you better believe it) Java, Java Java jing-jing-jing
Ikaw ba?
